Sometimes it's not about luxury.
It's not about a vacation.
It's not even about a full day off.
Sometimes you just want to S.I.P.
**Shit. In. Peace.**
The Just Wanna S.I.P. Tee is part of the Not Even Close After Hours Collection—a series inspired by the unfiltered realities of parenthood, overstimulation, and trying to find five uninterrupted minutes to yourself.
Designed for the moms, dads, caregivers, and chaos coordinators who understand that even the simplest tasks somehow become team activities.
Funny, relatable, and guaranteed to get a laugh from fellow parents who know exactly what S.I.P. stands for.
Perfect for:
• Moms with a sense of humor
• Parenting humor lovers
• Funny Mother's Day gifts
• Coffee-fueled caregivers
• Overstimulated parents
• Anyone who misses privacy
Part of the Not Even Close After Hours Collection by Johanna V. Creative.
Because some goals are bigger than others.
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| S |
46.4 |
67.6 |
41.3 |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
| 4XL |
75.6 |
85 |
62.6 |
